Goat-fish

That's right. I'm a goat-fish. Now when I say I'm a goat-fish I mean that I'm a capricorn. I always thought that it had to be the most boring sign on the chart. Other people were gemini (a great excuse for a teenager to have unruly mood swings) or Leo (you could convince people to call you 'Red Lion' and get a tattoo) or Scorpio (a great excuse not to shave your legs ... don't ask). Anyway, I thought mine was the most boring. Apparently, no one else had graphics this cool back when I cared what my fortune was. Personally, I've always wanted to make up my own group of signs and see if I could pigeon hole people's personalities with it. So, with that said, I'm going to make up my own zodiac. Yeah, I know it's not going to align with the constellations ... HOWEVER - it's fun to make up dumb stuff.

January - The Vampire

(That's right - I like to suck blood). We like the dark. We're creative and beautiful beyond all natural reason. Members of the opposite sex find us exciting and alluring. However, we don't do well under the harsh light of day (don't deal well with criticism) and would prefer to sit in the quiet of night of our dreams and remain perfect.

February - The Goth

You want to be the vampire. However, you're only a mere mortal and you must powder down your flesh to try to immitate us, but unfortunately you end up being more like a groupy than a creature of the night. Fight hard for your individuality and perhaps one day, you'll get to date one us. ^_^!

March - The Werewolf

In like a lion out like the lamb. You're both. A terrifying beast and a humble human. This is the month that makes allowances for hardcore mood swings. For you, I recommend joining a gang so you can fight like a pro when you're having your 'bad night' of the month and your gang members will admire you for it. It's not called P.M.S. anymore.

April - The Black Pegasus

Somehow I've always reserved this month and this symbol for men that are hotter than hell. All hot guys are born in April, right? Anyway, since women's relationships and feelings for men can sometimes be explained by their feelings towards horses - we have the most magical of ponies for this month's symbol. If you're a chick - just think of yourself as the kind of woman who can't be easily caught. You always fly away.

May - The Witch

It's always a good time for a witch hunt. You are the essense of ass-kicking when it comes to being the 'go to girl'. If there's an important project, you eat it up like it's candy and even have the nerve to lick your lips after annilating your enemy (project). If it wasn't for you - no one would get any work done around the office.

June - The Bride

You are the ultimate pushover as you seem to fall in love with everything and anyone who wears pants. You're planning the wedding after the first date and you've made sure that your tooth brush is beside his in his bathroom before you've even stayed the night. If you ever do stay over, you'll need a toothbrush in the morning, ne? But you have cuter accessories than anyone. ^_^

July - The Mermaid

You are the tease. You never want to settle down with a man. Playing is so much more fun! So, this makes you a maneater to the tenth power. But don't worry - playing the field will give you a perfect idea of the kind of guy who's really worth your trouble. Then you won't be disappointed.

August - The Butterfly

You can't keep your mind on your business for a whole ten seconds. Your attention is so easily lost that you keep swearing up and down that you have A.D.D. It causes trouble with everything and everyone ... until the last page of the book - when everything turns out fine - because, let's face it - your whole life is a situational comedy.

September - The Demon

Maybe it's the return to the grind after a lovely summer holiday and the bad weather that's coming, but you're one that doesn't easily settle into a routine. You're all about pleasure, and having to pay for it isn't your style. But try not to get so cranky - September still has fairly good weather, right? Try not to max out your credit card, or you'll end up working at an escort service like Hitomi in 'Whenever You Want'.

October - The Lone Wolf

You're the angsty type that actually hates people and chooses to be alone, but you can never seem to manage it. You're just so dang gorgeous and your aloof mannerisms only draw people closer to you no matter how hard you try to repel them. But, you're a deep thinker and fast on your feet, so you'll be able to make a clean gettaway when it really matters.

November - The Princess

You're the little girl type who's lived every day of her life perfectly. Normally, a princess type would be a brat, but not you. You're a door mat who never gets her own way. You serve the people, pick up extra shifts at work, deliver your friends' homework, pick up after yourself (and the person next to you) in the cafeteria, and always remember to be self sacrificing. Don't hurt yourself, Kid.

December - The Ghost

Already given up on life. Can't really help it since you're an 'end of the year' girl. Oh well, try to be enthusiastic - someone will give you a good gift for Christmas, and if you're a good girl you might be reincarnated as a vampire and then you'll truly reach happiness.

Ha ha! That was WAY more fun than I thought it was going to be. Maybe I'll do something like this again. Too fun!